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Thursday, October 26, 2006

Oh Yeah....


I got a lip ring. Ha!!

Still a little swollen, but coming around. Mom, the good news is, is that the guy told me that I wasn't allowed to kiss any girls for two weeks.


Ah, the bad news is, I'm not all that great at following advice.

18 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

ryan, i love it. although i'm all for self-mutilation in the way of peircings/tattoos.

i hope it wasn't from some random man in the back of a truck with a staple gun though. when i fell for that i got a mad infection.

Put up a pic when the swelling goes down.

12:20 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lovin' it! very cool... very sexy!

i'd take the dudes advice... i once knew a girl who got an infection from a lip ring... NOT a pretty sight!!!

If only the TD'ers could see you now!!!

Halloween Wk'end coming up... me and the crew are going as story book charcters! i'll be dressing as the ever elusive and devious Goldie Locks… you know the story – hot blonde stealing oatmeal and sleeping in random bear’s beds!

ha! i just had a vision of you in a cheerleader outfit! "GO TEAM!"

I'll be sure to send you pix!
be good!
bye for now

11:14 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dude I hope that is the only ring you took on. Still wating on the "other" medium we disscussed.

J>

1:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

holy crap! a body piercing in a south american country....sounds kinda shady to me....it'll look good till your lip rots off and you have to tape half a spoon to your face to keep the food in.

we'll call you Spooner and i'll make references to not only u'r lip but what you must have to do in those hostels when they're full....

reach around ryan....wow, these are just flying out today....ok, i'm sorry....i shouldn't rag on your personal choices....i mean what you do at night is between you and the hoagies...

Sly

5:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

PS- Fidel Castro wants his hat back.

5:02 PM  
Blogger Baby on my mind said...

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

7:26 PM  
Blogger Baby on my mind said...

Ok...I think I have recovered...what ever happen to a nice, small tattoo of a gecho or something??? Ah hell, you are probably going through your mid-life crisis so go for it...LOL

Mom and Dad...take a nice, long, deep breath and realize that he will come back to us with this all out of his system...eventually. (o;

7:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Bud...

Glad to see you expressing URself...tho wot exactly UR saying, I'm not sure!!! lol

On this end: going to k-os concert Tues. where I will dance my big ol' booty off; doing an acting workshop next weekend (can't wait); and have meeting to talk about acting/writing short films for a mobile content company.

Can't WAIT to see what happens next on your trip...hmmm... Midgets? Check. Lip ring? Check. Feeling up a Rubenesque mannequin? Double-D check.

Keep up the VERY amazing "Ryan's Excellent Adventure", dude. Gold stars all the way around from me...Yorga

12:04 AM  
Blogger Ryan D. MacIntyre said...

Thanks miss Becca. Wasn´t the back of a truck, but definitely was a bargain! Swelling not going down though....do you think the 2 are related??

2:52 PM  
Blogger Ryan D. MacIntyre said...

Miss Kimmi,
When do I ever joke? All serious, all the time.

2:53 PM  
Blogger Ryan D. MacIntyre said...

Jess,
Little blondie sleeping in random bear´s beds. Sounds naughty. Send pics. As for the cheerleader costume....we´d all like to forget that.

2:55 PM  
Blogger Ryan D. MacIntyre said...

JoeyMac,
One ring at a time. As for the other medium....I´m innocent. Didn´t I tell you??

2:55 PM  
Blogger Ryan D. MacIntyre said...

Slymon,
The possibility of my lip falling off is still a very valid option. As for the spooning.....I only spoon the cream of the crop.....ah, and only when necessary.

2:58 PM  
Blogger Ryan D. MacIntyre said...

Tara,
I knew you´d love it! Ha. Tatoo should be coming soon!

2:59 PM  
Blogger Ryan D. MacIntyre said...

Frisky,
Do you and K OS have something going on? Isn´t he some kind of rapper? I´m a little out of touch.....if he´s not regatone, then I don´t know it anymore. Be careful with those rapper types....I heard they like their women....women being plural.

Good luck with the meeting!

3:02 PM  
Blogger Ryan D. MacIntyre said...

Cecile!
Seawater and Rum......kinda sounds like Nicaragua. I don't know if I need yet another excuse for more Rum.

2:42 PM  
Blogger Ryan D. MacIntyre said...

Greg,
Ha. Yeah, I was thinking putting one there, but I thought that it may have a negative effect on my teabagging skills.

2:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In the process of turning our head into a flute, are we? Nice work. Next, pierce the eyebrow so you can hear a c-minor when someone blows into your ear.

For the record, that "thud" you heard was your sister fainting.

Thanks for keeping me entertained...

Stinch

6:03 PM  

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